some funny sayings from Dear Blank Please Blank.com

Dear God,

Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...

Sincerely, the Titanic.

Dear Students,

I know when you're texting.

Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear Buffy,

We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Dora,

You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the orange tree?!

Sincerely, It's right there!

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Sirius Black,

What's your middle name?

Sincerely, I hope it's Lee

Dear Fork,

I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.

Sincerely, Spoon

Dear Justin Bieber,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton