Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Sincerely, the Titanic.
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there!
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear Sirius Black,
What's your middle name?
Sincerely, I hope it's Lee
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton